Sometimes, the old ways are the best.

Punish your mini-league loser with an engraved wooden spoon and make sure that they never forget their woeful attempt at FPL.

The Wooden Spoon

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  • Whilst a great way to commemorate a terrible season, this spoon can also be used for stirring spag bols, chillis and homemade soups.

  • If you have any problems with your wooden spoon (perhaps it's not quite wooden enough?), let us know and we'll give you a full refund. As long as you haven't used it for cooking, you're golden.