Sometimes, the old ways are the best.
Punish your mini-league loser with an engraved wooden spoon and make sure that they never forget their woeful attempt at FPL.
The Wooden Spoon
SKU: 0001
£7.50Price
Whilst a great way to commemorate a terrible season, this spoon can also be used for stirring spag bols, chillis and homemade soups.
If you have any problems with your wooden spoon (perhaps it's not quite wooden enough?), let us know and we'll give you a full refund. As long as you haven't used it for cooking, you're golden.