This tiara is a public declaration of FPL incompetence, one that is sure to leave a lasting mark on the self-esteem of any mini-league loser. Imagine the stick you'd get wearing this on a night out...
The Terrible Tiara
The tiara should fit most normal sized, human heads. If you have an abnormally big or small head, your hair should give it the necessary purchase to stay on. If you've got a weird head and you're bald this product isn't for you.
Like everything on this site, we'll give you a refund if you're not happy with this. You will be, though. It's a tiara that says "FPL LOSER" - what's not to love?