Who says you need to go on a Hen Do or win Miss World to wear a sash? With FPL Merch, all you need to do now is have a terrible FPL season. That's easy enough, right? Use this for public shaming of the highest quality.
The Sash of Shame
When you inevitably decide to start tieing this around your head/waist after one too many WKDs, you'll find this sash adapts perfectly to any body part. ANY body part.
Did we make a hash of your sash? We have a very generous returns policy. Just get in touch.