Who says you need to go on a Hen Do or win Miss World to wear a sash? With FPL Merch, all you need to do now is have a terrible FPL season. That's easy enough, right? Use this for public shaming of the highest quality.

The Sash of Shame

SKU: 0003
  • When you inevitably decide to start tieing this around your head/waist after one too many WKDs, you'll find this sash adapts perfectly to any body part. ANY body part.

  • Did we make a hash of your sash? We have a very generous returns policy. Just get in touch.